Saturday, June 12, 2010

An interesting concept

Here's an interesting question for you:

What do chickens think we taste like?

Huh. I don't think chickens have ever tasted humans, so that rules out them thinking we taste like humans.

Are chickens vegetarians? I wonder if they think we taste like seeds. Do they even think? Are they idiotic or is their intelligence beyond our comprehension?

Are they SO smart that we think they are stupid but in actuality they are smarter than us and therefore we are the stupid ones?

This question could quite possibly alter the whole universe...

My brain hurts now.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Okay, so this was me at approximately 1:27pm on thursday. Guess why?

Have you guessed yet?

How about now?

Okay, I'll just tell you then.

IT'S BECAUSE... I finished my Math exam.

Woo for me! -insert smiley emoticon here-

AND I just finished school yesterday.


Here is a summer poem by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE called Shall I compare thee to a summers day?:

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmed;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimmed;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st,
Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to Time thou grow'st.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

"Underpants?!? We don't need no stinking underpants!" Well, apparently you need these ones.

This is the best thing ever:

A team of U.S. scientists has designed some new men's briefs that may be comfortable, durable and even stylish but, unlike most underpants, may be able to save lives.

Printed on the waistband and in constant contact with the skin is an electronic biosensor, designed to measure blood pressure, heart rate and other vital signs.

Underpants will save you all. Just sayin'.