Sunday, September 26, 2010

All you can eat sushi and Purdy's ice cream bars

Yo, sup?

Today my friend and I went downtown to shop for our friend's birthday, which was actually in July but NDB. Got her lots o' stuff and tomorrow to celebrate we're going to ALL YOU CAN EAT SUSHI! Guess how much hall you can eat is? Guess... GUESS!


$9.00.


Yeah, you read right. NINE STINKING' DOLLARS! This is some crazy stuff goin' down. My friend, Cloe, whom which I went shopping with, is going to bring containers so she can just take some home secretly. SHHHHHHHHH!


Cloe, mentioned above TWICE (boy she's popular), asked me to buy her a Purdy's ice cream bar for her birthday (which was also in July) so I was like "what's an ice cream bar?"

She was all like "WTF MATE?" I was confused, so what if I had never had one before. Jeez.

So, I bought her the vanilla ice cream bar dipped in chocolate WITH nuts, yes, WITH nuts, and we left.

Very eventful if I do say so myself. Although I never will forgive her for reading my secret text messages on my phone on the bus home.

They were from her and.... *dramatic music* MY MOTHER.

Gasp, I know.

Well, in other news.

MERLIN.

MERLIN.

MERLIN.

Awesomeness.



~HerculestheSheepΨ

Friday, September 24, 2010

Sherlock Holmes: 21st Century edition

SO


Watchin this new show called Sherlock. IT'S AWESOME.

It's all like "I'm still the genius Sherlock Holmes but I have a laptop and crap."

It's so cool. Like in this episode, there's this bomber guy and he keeps strapping bombs to people and like some old lady blew up and stuff. It's so crazy.

Whoa geez a lady with an accent. Awesome.


*SURPRISED FACE* THE PAINTINGS A FAKE? WHAT?


This is sooooooo intense I think I would pee my pants if I hadn't just gone to the bathroom and emptied my tank.

Whoa. WATSON IS A BEAST. WHOA. WHOA MAN GUY ON A BICYCLE! I BET HE'S THE GOLLUM!






Before I tell you the entire episode, Imma sign off.

Peace.

~HerculestheSheepΨ

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Death by Anticipation

Wow, another post? This is madness I tell you.

Anyway so as you all should PROBABLY know, Merlin series 3 episode 1 came out in the UK today! Woot! Oh wait, I don't LIVE in the UK. Bummer, I know.

Or is it?

My cousin, Sean, is from the UK (go figure) and I get to watch it through Skype. YAY. Except I'm waiting for him to stop chitter chattering with someone else so I can watch my Merlin.

I'm looking like this emoticon right about now ---> O.O

I told him I'm dying of a common disease called Death by Anticipation and it's super legit.

I told him that Elvis died from it and not from overdose or cronic constipation because he was also waiting for new Merlin to come out and he was all like, "Ah gee I'm on the can and I'm totes gonna die of anticipation waiting for Merlin! Oops now I'm dead." And then he died.

OH MY GOODNESS TIME TO WATCH MERLIN

BYE

Friday, September 10, 2010

SEQUIN/Death to running

Yeah, so I know your totally jealous because... I am in a band.

Don't worry, I'm holding for the applause. So anyway, my friends and I's band is called SEQUIN (see title) and it's definitely going places, just saying. We're kind of a anything-we-can-write band so we're pretty diverse. Our first band meeting is next weekend and it's gonna be totally rad.

SO, in other news. I think I'm going to start a DEATH TO RUNNING campaign on account of today in P.E, we had to do our monthly 'Mile Run' and it was torture. Especially because I haven't exactly been "active" this summer so I'm super out of shape and full of Nutella and cheese. I did get a not half bad time though (8:37) which is okay I guess.

But then I almost died which wasn't a good feeling. I thought I was going to cough up my lungs or something. Not pretty. But eventually i calmed down and stopped hyperventalating so I'm all good now.

Though I should probably take a shower, because I'm all sweaty and gross and stuff.

Well that's all I can basically think of so, ta ta for now.

~HerculestheSheepΨ

Monday, July 12, 2010

I like chicken, I like liver. Meow mix, meow mix please deliver

The day we have been dreading and/or looking forward to is finally here! School! You know what I'm looking forward to? School picture day.

HA HA NOT.

You see, all my school pictures seem to turn out horrifically wrong.

Here are some reenactments of some bad ones (which i have either purposefully lost or BURNED.)






They are all totes fab, aren't they?

Yeah, plus my photo from last year (see picture 3) was on my Go Card! Greeaaattt.


















I'm hoping to get my braces off before this years trip to the torture chamber, but I don't know if I will because of my vague-answer-giving orthodontist called Dr.W.

This was his answer when I asked him when APPROXIMATELY I would be getting my braces off. I thought he should know ROUGHLY when. I guess not.

"Oh, I believe it will be sometime in 2010." Seriously? Come on. That's called bad guessing. Really bad. Like not cool man, not cool.

Any who I am totes excited for grade 9. Whoo hoo! I've decided to become more studious and organized this year.

Yeah right, that's gonna last, what? A month? Maybe less. It depends how long the angry Chinese math sub is here.

Oh yeah by the way the title really has no relevance whatsoever I just took that line from Austin Powers.


Well, gotta go get the Led out. Peace out noobs.

~HerculestheSheepΨ

Monday, July 5, 2010

The Beach

Hello! I know I haven't posted in a while but no one's really reading this so it doesn't matter anyway!


So on Saturday I went to the beach and even though it wasn't all that nice outside I still enjoyed the skim-boarding. Here are some pictures:



Okay, so my first attempt didn't go over well. Try not to hold it against me.






My brothers brilliant changing technique (kudos to me).




Not the most beautiful summer day, I know...



This was a while ago and I forgot about the post until now.

Bye.

~HerculestheSheepΨ



Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Bagels and toast.

I have an issue at hand.


I have found a new breakfast food that ISN'T Nutella toast.

It's called bagels and cream cheese. I was at Superstore (a.k.a Stupidstore) with my mom the other day and as we were looking for some hamburger buns in the wheat section I saw the beautiful plain bagels on the shelf, a holy light shining down upon them.

Well... maybe minus the holy light, but still.

And you know what I said? I said, "Hey, mom? Can we get some bagels?" And you know what she said? She said, "Yeah, sure Madi. Why don't you go get some cream cheese as well."

So what do I do? I go grab the dang cream cheese.

Maybe to you this isn't a huge problem but to me it's disastrous. It basically alters the whole darn universe. You see, I don't really eat any other breakfast foods usually other than Nutella on toast but that was all about to change.

All because I made a spur-of-the-moment decision and put the bagels in the shopping cart.

So I came home that day and ate a plain bagel with original cream cheese and man was it delicious. So now I have to make a very difficult decision, which is whether to ditch the chocolaty spread for the bagel/cream cheese dream team or not.

I'll let you know what happens.

~HerculestheSheepΨ