Interesting... I actually remembered the name of my blog...
So. Life as it is. My new blogging motive. Maybe it'll be like... My life. But BETTER.
It's a plan then. An over exaggerated version of my everyday life... That seems fair! I may even bless this blog with some of my fantastic drawings!
Kidding. I can't draw.
Until next time!
May the Force be with you,
~HerculestheSheepΨ
Monday, March 7, 2011
Friday, October 15, 2010
"And here we enter the torture chambers!"
School just got a hell of a lot more difficult. I swear I will die if I have to miss an episode of Merlin because of science fair. BUT before I die I will watch said episode of Merlin.
Anyway, the reason for this post is to rant about our mass load of homework we have just received. But the best part is: All of it is spread over a long period of time so the torture is like 4 months in the process.
List and definitions of cruciation devices:
1) Science Fair-a mandatory field trip to the Underworld for grades 8-10. Final project due: March. Total months of torturous assignments: 5.
2) Monologues-must be fully memorized and will be timed. Teacher will have copy of said monologue and if the majority your presentation is not exact to the copy, child in question will fail first term drama. If not 3-5 minutes long, child in question will fail first term drama. End of story.
3) Prince Rupert Project-a well known project throughout Ideal Mini School, known for causing graduate students to freeze in their tracks looking glassy eyed. Counts for about 80% of first term Social Studies.
YEAH, not fun.
~HerculestheSheepΨ
Anyway, the reason for this post is to rant about our mass load of homework we have just received. But the best part is: All of it is spread over a long period of time so the torture is like 4 months in the process.
List and definitions of cruciation devices:
1) Science Fair-a mandatory field trip to the Underworld for grades 8-10. Final project due: March. Total months of torturous assignments: 5.
2) Monologues-must be fully memorized and will be timed. Teacher will have copy of said monologue and if the majority your presentation is not exact to the copy, child in question will fail first term drama. If not 3-5 minutes long, child in question will fail first term drama. End of story.
3) Prince Rupert Project-a well known project throughout Ideal Mini School, known for causing graduate students to freeze in their tracks looking glassy eyed. Counts for about 80% of first term Social Studies.
YEAH, not fun.
~HerculestheSheepΨ
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Gobble Gobble
God, I love Thanksgiving.
I mean, even though it's kind of just an excuse for a holiday, I'm not complaining. Family, laughter, TURKEY, friends, CRANBERRY SAUCE, stress relief, GRAVY. Tis an awesome holiday.
I just got back from rock climbing and DAYUM my arms feel like noodles. In an attempt to climb a difficult 5.10d I think I might have severely injured myself, I can hardly type.
Oh yeah, btw the next Percy Jackson book is coming out next week. Nbd.
Oh wait, it's actually A VERY BIG DEAL. HOLY CRAPOLSKI THIS IS GONNA BE AN AWESOME BOOK.
Just sayin'.
Woops gotta go eat lunch now.
Hail and farewell,
~HerculestheSheepΨ
I mean, even though it's kind of just an excuse for a holiday, I'm not complaining. Family, laughter, TURKEY, friends, CRANBERRY SAUCE, stress relief, GRAVY. Tis an awesome holiday.
I just got back from rock climbing and DAYUM my arms feel like noodles. In an attempt to climb a difficult 5.10d I think I might have severely injured myself, I can hardly type.
Oh yeah, btw the next Percy Jackson book is coming out next week. Nbd.
Oh wait, it's actually A VERY BIG DEAL. HOLY CRAPOLSKI THIS IS GONNA BE AN AWESOME BOOK.
Just sayin'.
Woops gotta go eat lunch now.
Hail and farewell,
~HerculestheSheepΨ
Sunday, October 3, 2010
School camp and Magic cards
Greetings!
Just got back from school camp and it was awesome!
Many memorable moments and quotes were shared at camp this week, one of them being: "I sound like a man chain smoker!" Quote my friend Julia who had a cold so she was losing her voice and she sounded mysteriously like a man chain smoker indeed. Also, my other friend drank over 25 cups of hot chocolate over the course of about 2 and a half days. He wasn't even that hyper at the end of it. CRAZY TIMES MY FRIENDS.
I learned how to play this card game called Magic The Gathering. It's pretty fun, I have to admit. It's kind of like Yu Gi Oh except WAY cooler and not so lame.
Actually it's pretty lame but whatever.
This is going to be pretty short because my papa is making me pancakes right now so imma go eat some!
OH MY GOSH.
Merlin is so awesome.
May the Force be with you,
~HerculestheSheepΨ
Just got back from school camp and it was awesome!
Many memorable moments and quotes were shared at camp this week, one of them being: "I sound like a man chain smoker!" Quote my friend Julia who had a cold so she was losing her voice and she sounded mysteriously like a man chain smoker indeed. Also, my other friend drank over 25 cups of hot chocolate over the course of about 2 and a half days. He wasn't even that hyper at the end of it. CRAZY TIMES MY FRIENDS.
I learned how to play this card game called Magic The Gathering. It's pretty fun, I have to admit. It's kind of like Yu Gi Oh except WAY cooler and not so lame.
Actually it's pretty lame but whatever.
This is going to be pretty short because my papa is making me pancakes right now so imma go eat some!
OH MY GOSH.
Merlin is so awesome.
May the Force be with you,
~HerculestheSheepΨ
Sunday, September 26, 2010
All you can eat sushi and Purdy's ice cream bars
Yo, sup?
Today my friend and I went downtown to shop for our friend's birthday, which was actually in July but NDB. Got her lots o' stuff and tomorrow to celebrate we're going to ALL YOU CAN EAT SUSHI! Guess how much hall you can eat is? Guess... GUESS!
$9.00.
Yeah, you read right. NINE STINKING' DOLLARS! This is some crazy stuff goin' down. My friend, Cloe, whom which I went shopping with, is going to bring containers so she can just take some home secretly. SHHHHHHHHH!
Cloe, mentioned above TWICE (boy she's popular), asked me to buy her a Purdy's ice cream bar for her birthday (which was also in July) so I was like "what's an ice cream bar?"
She was all like "WTF MATE?" I was confused, so what if I had never had one before. Jeez.
So, I bought her the vanilla ice cream bar dipped in chocolate WITH nuts, yes, WITH nuts, and we left.
Very eventful if I do say so myself. Although I never will forgive her for reading my secret text messages on my phone on the bus home.
They were from her and.... *dramatic music* MY MOTHER.
Gasp, I know.
Well, in other news.
MERLIN.
MERLIN.
MERLIN.
Awesomeness.
~HerculestheSheepΨ
Today my friend and I went downtown to shop for our friend's birthday, which was actually in July but NDB. Got her lots o' stuff and tomorrow to celebrate we're going to ALL YOU CAN EAT SUSHI! Guess how much hall you can eat is? Guess... GUESS!
$9.00.
Yeah, you read right. NINE STINKING' DOLLARS! This is some crazy stuff goin' down. My friend, Cloe, whom which I went shopping with, is going to bring containers so she can just take some home secretly. SHHHHHHHHH!
Cloe, mentioned above TWICE (boy she's popular), asked me to buy her a Purdy's ice cream bar for her birthday (which was also in July) so I was like "what's an ice cream bar?"
She was all like "WTF MATE?" I was confused, so what if I had never had one before. Jeez.
So, I bought her the vanilla ice cream bar dipped in chocolate WITH nuts, yes, WITH nuts, and we left.
Very eventful if I do say so myself. Although I never will forgive her for reading my secret text messages on my phone on the bus home.
They were from her and.... *dramatic music* MY MOTHER.
Gasp, I know.
Well, in other news.
MERLIN.
MERLIN.
MERLIN.
Awesomeness.
~HerculestheSheepΨ
Friday, September 24, 2010
Sherlock Holmes: 21st Century edition
SO
Watchin this new show called Sherlock. IT'S AWESOME.
It's all like "I'm still the genius Sherlock Holmes but I have a laptop and crap."
It's so cool. Like in this episode, there's this bomber guy and he keeps strapping bombs to people and like some old lady blew up and stuff. It's so crazy.
Whoa geez a lady with an accent. Awesome.
*SURPRISED FACE* THE PAINTINGS A FAKE? WHAT?
This is sooooooo intense I think I would pee my pants if I hadn't just gone to the bathroom and emptied my tank.
Whoa. WATSON IS A BEAST. WHOA. WHOA MAN GUY ON A BICYCLE! I BET HE'S THE GOLLUM!
Before I tell you the entire episode, Imma sign off.
Peace.
~HerculestheSheepΨ
Watchin this new show called Sherlock. IT'S AWESOME.
It's all like "I'm still the genius Sherlock Holmes but I have a laptop and crap."
It's so cool. Like in this episode, there's this bomber guy and he keeps strapping bombs to people and like some old lady blew up and stuff. It's so crazy.
Whoa geez a lady with an accent. Awesome.
*SURPRISED FACE* THE PAINTINGS A FAKE? WHAT?
This is sooooooo intense I think I would pee my pants if I hadn't just gone to the bathroom and emptied my tank.
Whoa. WATSON IS A BEAST. WHOA. WHOA MAN GUY ON A BICYCLE! I BET HE'S THE GOLLUM!
Before I tell you the entire episode, Imma sign off.
Peace.
~HerculestheSheepΨ
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Death by Anticipation
Wow, another post? This is madness I tell you.
Anyway so as you all should PROBABLY know, Merlin series 3 episode 1 came out in the UK today! Woot! Oh wait, I don't LIVE in the UK. Bummer, I know.
Or is it?
My cousin, Sean, is from the UK (go figure) and I get to watch it through Skype. YAY. Except I'm waiting for him to stop chitter chattering with someone else so I can watch my Merlin.
I'm looking like this emoticon right about now ---> O.O
I told him I'm dying of a common disease called Death by Anticipation and it's super legit.
I told him that Elvis died from it and not from overdose or cronic constipation because he was also waiting for new Merlin to come out and he was all like, "Ah gee I'm on the can and I'm totes gonna die of anticipation waiting for Merlin! Oops now I'm dead." And then he died.
OH MY GOODNESS TIME TO WATCH MERLIN
BYE
Anyway so as you all should PROBABLY know, Merlin series 3 episode 1 came out in the UK today! Woot! Oh wait, I don't LIVE in the UK. Bummer, I know.
Or is it?
My cousin, Sean, is from the UK (go figure) and I get to watch it through Skype. YAY. Except I'm waiting for him to stop chitter chattering with someone else so I can watch my Merlin.
I'm looking like this emoticon right about now ---> O.O
I told him I'm dying of a common disease called Death by Anticipation and it's super legit.
I told him that Elvis died from it and not from overdose or cronic constipation because he was also waiting for new Merlin to come out and he was all like, "Ah gee I'm on the can and I'm totes gonna die of anticipation waiting for Merlin! Oops now I'm dead." And then he died.
OH MY GOODNESS TIME TO WATCH MERLIN
BYE
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